Take the 2nd amendment to bed

The Second Amendment, as written by the Constitutional Convention of 1787, states:

“A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

This must have made some sense when in was written 230 years ago. However, they never bothered to define “militia” and therefore anyone can be a militia. Mind you: “A well regulated militia.” Like this guy obviously is.
So now that America is prepared for the confederates, the communists or the upcoming invasion from the Canadians, and/or other recent threats, there poses a problem. What do you do when you get invaded by a bunch of Canadians (”What is all the shoot aboot?”) but you have had a cheeseburger too many, or it’s a Sunday morning or any other reason you might spend the majority of the day in your bed, and you still want to get in on the fun? Well, you buy THIS!

Note how they “rewrite” the 2nd amendment, how they tell you you can use it “from the lying position” and how may customers buy one for each side of the bed. And yes, it is the best money “you have ever spent.”

I think they might mean the 2nd best, since I would highly recommend you spend money on a gun first. Not that many Canadians will be frightened by the rack only I suppose.