Stuff White People Like

I came across this blog featuring a full list of “Stuff White People Like”.The stories are funny, and for some odd reason most of them are true. The website does make you feel like all white people are snobs, or trying hard to become one.

Some of the remarkable list items: traveling, making-you-feel-bad-for-not-going-outside, not having a TV (”The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.“), and having gay friends (preferably also a minority). Also ‘having black friends’, organic food, recycling, yoga, Juno, Apple Products, Netflix and the Daily Show are in that list.

6 Comments

Marcus HApril 29th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

That’s a solid list of truths… #11 Asian Girls, “Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying” That’s great!

Paul MApril 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

I agree, as a white person the list is sound. I do, however, disagree with #80. “The idea of soccer” should be replaced with the NFL or Animal Style Fries (delicious).

Cheers

NiekApril 30th, 2008 at 2:02 am

Do you think saying “the list is sound” is a white thing to do?

Paul MApril 30th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

Unequivocally, yes.

Marcus HApril 30th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

The only thing I would change is that all the white people I know would rather brag about how big their TV is rather than the lack of one. Only hippies and wannabe hippies would brag about not having a TV and everyone of every color hates hippies =)

Marcus HApril 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

Paul asked me a great question and maybe you can help us with an answer. What is Europe’s equivalent to an American Hippie?

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