The Christian Yellow Pages
It took me only 48 hours in the US to run into this. The Christian Yellow Pages. Here is a shot from the inside:
As you can see, it is kind of like the normal yellow pages, but this time the ads are a little Jesus-pimped. Some “T’s” are changed to a cross. Another company is actually called “B.I.B.L.E. Construction & Handyman service.” Some others are just ads. Even though it does not specifically say this, it seems like all companies have at least gotten the Christian stamp of approval. Including the Christian massage salon.
It is interesting how this seems like some sort of boycot of all regular companies. But on the other hand most American companies probably have at least 1 Christian at work, and if not, at least 1 will turn around to get the extra business. :)
If times are slow it might be a good idea to hire a Jew and a Muslim also. If anybody would like to have his or her company listed in my “Atheist Yellow Pages” you can put them in the comments. No Pastafarians please. I don’t trust their God.
Just wait until you find the Satanic yellow pages, is full of porn, prostitution and lawyer ads! However, you may need to go to L.A. to find one.
The porn Yellow Pages already exist. They are also known as the Dutch Yellow Pages. :)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pretty awesome. Did you see this ad on the side?
http://henderob.com/
I think it’s FSM art, beautiful.
That’s funny. The flying Taco.