Prayer for Cheaper Gas
Some Americans who still do not realize how crazy cheap their gas actually is have attempted to use a new method to lower prices: prayer!
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Prayer, which has proven itself as highly effective when it comes to battling deceases, gaining world peace and winning sports games, should now do the same for lower gas prices. God has always wanted Americans to use as much of the worlds fossil fuels as possible by putting it, ehh, under their enemies.
Prayer sessions for less smog, less oil dependency, less global warming are scheduled for 2070. Bring your pickup truck.
June 21st, 2008 in
The World
I’ll stick to praying on sporting events,, Go Bears! 2008 SuperBowl Champions!
It’s an ABOMINATION I tell you!!!!!! AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!
Shouldn’t they pray at home? Driving to different Gas Stations seems silly.
@Paul: I should have prayed. And so should you. Last night would have been so much better. My country is in depression.
@Natalie: Are you trying to get me drunk?
@Marcus: Home praying is reserved for sub-prime crisis praying.