1. (2068 views) Reactions to 2girls1cup. (Winner of the golden coffee cup)

2. (239 views) The Smallest Car Ever Made.

3. (216 views) Gas Station Humour On Sunday.

4. (215 views) Notebook for sale: has a little bit of barf on it.

5. (92 views) Who should you vote for in the democratic primaries?

6. (64 views) Dutch TV Commercials

(Want to buy that award by the way? You can! In Germany! Just click on it.)

I actually took these pictures myself! Usually I just bore you with reciting other people’s photo’s and videos, but this is mine! And I am very proud of it. :)

Driving around on this slow Sunday I saw this sign, at the Gulf Gas Station in Enter, that usually shows the excessive price of Dutch gasoline. Today it says “LUL” (which means dick) and “HOER” (which means “whore”) on the other side. In one of the most Christian towns around. :) Some bored atheist rebel must have hacked into the computer, while the owner was at church. Or something. But at least it was enjoying for the people on the rather busy road, driving by.

Having the slowest Sunday of my life I decided to watch the movie that has been hyped for a year. The movie sequel to Sex and the City. I know a girl or two who respectively rated the movie to be “fun” and “10/10″ and I know the horrible ratings it got on imdb.

I have to admit: it is watchable. (!) Even for men. :) However, if you would rather do something super manly, but still want to know what goes on in the life of self proclaimed independent women in NYC, here you go:

Life is about “Love and Labels”. General confusion occurs when it comes to love, nobody knows what it means. But labels: yes, the more expensive the better. And if you cannot afford any, you can RENT label purses. No kidding. But luckily that is only necessary for one of the girls’ (poorer) PAs. The girls (richer because of work or relationships) themselves get to buy their own gear.

Except from talking all day about Love (or sex) and Labels, this is all you (men) need to know:

- If you leave your fiancee an hour before the wedding, you get away with it.
- If you sleep with other women, you get away with it.
- Women are turned on by large walk-in closets and shoes.
- Some women who refer to themselves as “smart girl” do not know how to use an iPhone.
- Other women use “love” as their email passwords.
- There are 50 year old women out there who put sushi on their naked bodies for their 25 year old boyfriends to eat.
- Women consider farting and shitting yourself highly amusing. But only by other women.
- “I’m sorry” is considered 2 words.
- The super secret special name of this mysterious series long unnamed person called “Mr. Big” is “John James”. What was all the secrecy about if that guy has 2 of the 2 most common names in the US?

It might be just me, who wonders about all of this, or maybe I just do not fully understand “love” (who does?), but could anyone tell me why women consider this movie so awesome?

(If you just want to tell me how stupid “men movies” are: that is fine too) :)

Yes he is for real. And for my female readers: I disagree with him, on all points. :) Well, except for number 6. Pretty handwriting is ridiculous.

His website is like a car crash. You just HAVE to look. For instance: who would like to donate money for a large “Men are Better Than Women – Billboard” on Times Square? He is making progress on that one.

And obviously there is his voicemail box. It says “Women are not allowed to call” and when they do, he makes fun of them for not being able to read, follow rules and whatnot. I wonder what is worse though, this guy making this website, or these women giving him the pleasure of attention…

OK, this guy is worse. I’ll say that. Partly because I do not want to end up single, and stay single forever, like him… :)

I think it’s a bargain. However, why is it called “the Badonkadonk“?

No kidding. A Dutchman (from my town actually) offers his barfed up notebook for only 200 Euros on what is the Dutch version of Craigslist. The advertisement says: “Fine notebook, good battery, only disadvantage is some barf on the back, but that is easily removed with a q tip.”

I do wonder why he didn’t bother to try and remove it himself and probably make a little extra profit. I guess he only knows what he has been eating. :)

The advertisement is here. And in case he sells his 80 gigabytes of vomit, here´s the photo he added to the advertisement. (And yes, you are seeing that right, somebody did offer him 150 Euros.)

Last question, why would someone vomit all over his laptop? Maybe it had something to do with this…

Finally, I installed a spam filter. In the early days (well, not too long ago anyway) I used to have to delete one spam comment every other week or so. That went up to well over 20 spam links a day(!). So in case you are interested in a larger penis, and I’m sure you are, this is not the place for you. I recommend Google for such purposes. Or a doctor in case you have health insurance. Perhaps a vacuum cleaner in case you don’t.

So far my tip of the day. Tomorrow I might look into another type of spam comments. My favourite type: 419 Nigerian spam.

After the 1960s discovery on how to beat Black Jack by counting cards now you can beat your opponents at Monopoly!

The rules simplified:

• Buy rail roads
• Get a colour (full street group) monopoly asap. Even if this is at the expense of giving up higher valued cards.
• Build three houses as soon as you acquire that street group. This is the optimal number.
• Buy yourself out of jail immediately, until your opponent has a monopoly, then it is wise to stay there as long as possible.
• Stay away from utilities.

More statistics on monopoly probabilities are here.

I’m glad to know that all of you are well prepared now for the holidays. Don’t forget to be nice and let your mom win in the end. I believe that trading your rail roads for an extra piece of turkey makes perfect economic sense. And I happen to have the credentials to make statements like that. :)

Welcome back to this great website. I know there is nothing here (yet), but at least it looks cool. So there’s that. Oh, the “about” page is finished. So if you are really eager to read something: there you go.

I decided to get this back on line because a certain someone gave me certain compliment which made it impossible for me to do nothing. Also: if I wasn’t doing this, I would actually have to go and study. :)

I still haven’t really got a “theme” for this website. I don’t want to write about coffee, because that is rather boring. Also I really wonder if anyone in the world is in any way interested in any of my opinions on any world politics. Perhaps a little less boring, but still rather boring for you to read. So maybe I should just stick to this website as something you should do during your coffee break. 5 minute posts, can be anything, but still short enough to read while drinking your coffee.

All suggestions concerning what on earth I should do with this website are extremely welcome in the comments. :)

-Niek